TheMoorMaiden

I'm lost for words. deadened like a sick animal-- ol yeller in the shed with a sawed-off shotgun. even in bleeding out nothing flows.

They gave Nessus a bright red nose And made his skin dark blue. And this has, since Fantasia, proved A sad fact we all knew, That though the Ancient Greek artistes All could appreciate us, The fact is very clear, now, that The Disney Artists hate us. Chiron taught young HerAcles, A centaur, if you please, They've given his job to some slob, Name of Philoctetes, And made Achilles OLDER, somehow, Do they hope to bait us? They try to use our myths, but still The Disney Artists hate us. They try to draw a centauress And inspiration fails, They somehow think we'd let someone Come up and bob our tails. As if we'd let a two-legs Have a chance to m

blue's a nice color on you genie. it's my favorite, too. i heard you haven't been in shape. i mean - all that hype around eternity, who needs it really? lamps aren't cozy, for sure. lamps distort our reasoning. grant wishes in a blink of an eye... that makes for a good laugh, doesn't it? as of late, i can't recall if your eyes were blue. © 15.August.2014 :house:

I lost my virginity on the train tracks to a girl named Arietty.  It had been her idea to do it in the shadow of an old factory where a weathered word on the back wall mumbled MEDUSA.  One day after three glasses of scotch, my dad told me that in his day a whore that went by Polly Pocket used to operate there.  She’d give all the boys handjobs over their pants; she was the real Medusa Arietty was the kind of girl who put on her lip gloss in class but wore sneakers year-round.  We swore to each other that we would get married after going away to college—I was going north and she was going west—and live in

    “If you thought it was alright to be a zombie...” Bruce pumped his shotgun for emphasis, “you were dead wrong.”    “Aaah!” yelled the zombie. “Not the face! Not the face!”    Bruce jumped in surprise, accidentally pulling the trigger, but only after he had also made an ungainly flailing motion with the shotgun. The result was that he not only missed the zombie, but the recoil caught him completely by surprise, prompting further flailing. All in all, it didn’t really fit with the badass action hero persona he had been trying to cultivate since the start of the zombie apocalypse.  

you see me with my napkin at the ready, fists clenched with fork and knife, so you bring out the appetizer and then conveniently desert the kitchen.

The first round of patient zeroes came out of Fiji or Vanuatu or one of those other atolls in the middle of the Pacific, but it wasn’t more than an hour later that flesh was being eaten in Australia, Indonesia and China, and it continued spreading west.  People in Montreal didn’t begin to panic at first because all air traffic was halted and the coastlines were fiercely guarded for any ships coming our way.  We all thought that the east would be lost forever, but we would continue to thrive. Then they washed up in the surf, eating their way through Florida and spreading from there.  The zeroes seemed to take better to the America

Acorn strikes Chicken. Little misunderstanding ensues.